Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. One afternoon, the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, he noticed a cut glass bowl on top of it. it was filled with water and in the water floating of all things was a condom. When she returned, the curiosity got the better of the pastor and finally he asked about the bowl. "Oh, yes, She replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet, that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter?
