Ole hunting geese in Minnesota

He leaned the 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. As luck would have it, his foolish dog Dawson knocked the gun over causing it to go off with Ole taking an ounce of #4 buckshot in the groin. Several hours later in the hospital he came to and there was his doctor, Sven. The doc said I have some good news and some bad news. Da good news is dat you are going to be OK. The damage vas local to your groin with very little internal damage. and I was able to remove all of da buckshot. The bad news is dat dere was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your pecker. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister, Lena. "Well, I guess that isn't too bad," says Ole." Is your sister a plastic surgeon?" "Not exactly," Sven says. "She a flute player in da Minnesota Symphony Orchestra. Because you have Obamacare, She's going to teach you vhere to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye."

That was good