A Baptist preacher sits next to a cowboy on a flight...

After the plane took off, the cowboy asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.



The flight attendant then asked the preacher if he would like a drink.



Appalled, the preacher replied, "I'd rather be tied up and taken advantage of by women of ill-repute, than let liquor touch my lips."



The cowboy then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Me three!!

Yep, I'm going with the preacher's choice!!

What flight was that anyway?

I am boycotting all other airlines.