A Preacher

The preacher rose with an angry red face. " Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which the Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask for forgiveness from God and the Christian family." No one moved. The preacher continued, " Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression." Again all was quiet. Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed as she spoke. " Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets'" The preacher fainted.