Why teachers drink

the following were set in last year's GED examination(from 18 year olds)
Q. Name the 4 seasons
A. salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist you are well endowed

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections.
A. very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.

Q. What are steroids for
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

Q Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow

Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie

Q. What is a terminal illness?
A. When you are sick at the airport

Q. What does the word benign mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab wears on his head. Once a Arab boy reached puberty, he removes his diaper and wraps it around his head.