A BLONDE IS DRIVING DOWN THE ROAD AND SEES A BLONDE IN A ROWBOAT IN A CORNFIELD STROKING THE OARS REAL FAST IN A HUGE CLOUD OF DUST. THE FIRST BLONDE JUMPS OUT OF HER CAR AND STARTS SCREAMING AT THE BLONDE IN THE ROWBOAT, "IT'S DUMB B***h BLONDES LIKE YOU THAT GIVE US SMART BLONDES A BAD NAME"! "IF I COULD SWIM I'D COME OUT THERE AND KICK YOUR BUTT!!!
