why men have dogs and not wife's
> 1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
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> 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
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> 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
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> 4. A dog's parents never visit.
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> 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
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> 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
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> 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
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> 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
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> 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask: If I died, would you get another dog??
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> 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
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> 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
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> 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad.
> They just think it's interesting.
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> 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
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> And last, but not least:
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> 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
