Bob and Larry -Old Friends

One day Larry did not show up. Bob did not think much about it and figured he might have a cold or something. But after Larry had not shown up for a week or so, Bob really got worried. However, since the only time they got together was at the park, Bob did not know where Larry lived, so he was unable to find out what happened to him. A month had passed. And Bob had figured he had seen the last of Larry, but lo and behold one day there sat Larry. Bob was very excited and happy to see him and told him so. Then he said," For crying out loud Larry, what happened to you?" Larry replied, " I've been in jail." " Jail" cried Bob. What in the world for?" " Well, Larry said, you know Jane the cute blonde waitress at the coffee shop where I sometimes go?" " Yeah said Bob, I remember her. What about her? Well, One day she filed rape charges against me; and at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I plead "guilty". " The **** judge gave me 30 days for perjury."