Brasscatz
01-30-2012, 06:40 PM
Doug Sanders the ex-pro golfer told me this joke a few weeks ago... I looked it up and it's apparently an old joke. Here's how it goes:
Get the person you're telling the joke to and take their hand palm up and just put one penny in their hand at a time.
Put down 1 penny... "Smell that? That's a Cent"
Put down 2 pennies... "See the fruit? That's a pair"
Put down 3 pennies... "See the cars? That's three Lincolns"
Put down 4 pennies... "See the snakes? That's four copper heads"
Put down 5 pennies... "See the sex? Of course not, because for five pennies you never will"
:headshake::crazy:
Now I asked him "What if I added another penny?" He didn't have a good answer.
Get the person you're telling the joke to and take their hand palm up and just put one penny in their hand at a time.
Put down 1 penny... "Smell that? That's a Cent"
Put down 2 pennies... "See the fruit? That's a pair"
Put down 3 pennies... "See the cars? That's three Lincolns"
Put down 4 pennies... "See the snakes? That's four copper heads"
Put down 5 pennies... "See the sex? Of course not, because for five pennies you never will"
:headshake::crazy:
Now I asked him "What if I added another penny?" He didn't have a good answer.