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BlueXJ
01-04-2012, 11:20 PM
SAY A PRAYER
Little Tommy and his family were having Sunday dinner at his
Grandmother's house. Everyone was seated around the table as
the food was being served. When Little Tommy received his
plate, he started eating right away. "Johnny! Please wait
until we say our prayer." said his mother. "I don't need to
," the boy replied. "Of course, you do "his mother insisted.
"We always say a prayer before eating at our house." "That's
at our house." Tommy explained. "But this is Grandma's house and
she knows how to cook!"

bluedragon436
01-04-2012, 11:57 PM
Nice.. Why couldn't I have thought of something like that when I was a kid?? LOL.. I am pretty sure I'd have my a$$ tanned and be grounded for a while for it.. but it still would have been funny!!

4.3LXJ
01-05-2012, 10:35 AM
Reminds me of my ex wife's cooking and mine. She could burn water.

LizardRunner
01-07-2012, 09:28 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: way to go tommy! wish I had been that quick witted when I was a kid.

BlueXJ
01-08-2012, 12:58 AM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: way to go tommy! wish I had been that quick witted when I was a kid.

Heck, I wish I was that quick now!!!!!!

Joliet Johnny
01-17-2012, 06:46 PM
Reminds me of my ex wife's cooking and mine. She could burn water.

I once dated a girl who didnt know how to boil water on the stove.

Niac
01-17-2012, 06:58 PM
I once dated a girl who didnt know how to boil water on the stove.

I Married her. :(

BlueXJ
01-19-2012, 11:17 PM
I Married her. :(

Have you taught her how to boil water on the stove yet. Teach her the mysteries.

Brasscatz
01-29-2012, 01:26 PM
Might want to let them know too.... the smoke alarm is NOT a cooking timer!!!!!

4.3LXJ
01-29-2012, 01:38 PM
Might want to let them know too.... the smoke alarm is NOT a cooking timer!!!!!

Doesn't work, they just pull the batteries:pray:

Brasscatz
01-29-2012, 01:50 PM
Doesn't work, they just pull the batteries:pray:

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