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4.3LXJ
01-02-2012, 10:52 PM
Classes for women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE

Classes for women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTRE REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By Tuesday January 2nd, 2012

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.
Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer - How to Adjust a Thermostat Step by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hrs beginning at 7:00 PM..
Class 2 Which Takes More Energy - Putting the Toilet Seat Down, or Bitching About It for 3 Hours? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.
Class 3 Is It Possible To Drive Past a Wal-Mart Without Stopping?--Group Debate. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between a Purse and a Suitcase-- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.
Class 5 Curling Irons--Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Bathroom Cabinet? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning At 7:00 PM
Class 6 How to Ask Questions During Commercials and Be Quiet During the Program Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00 PM
Class 7 Can a Bath Be Taken Without 14 Different Kinds of Soaps and Shampoos? Open Forum . Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.
Class 8 Health Watch--They Make Medicine for PMS - USE IT! Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00 PM for 2 hours.
Class 9 I Was Wrong and He Was Right!--Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM Location to be determined.
Class 10 How to Parallel Park In Less Than 20 Minutes Without an Insurance Claim. Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's noon, 2 hours.
Class 11 Learning to Live--How to Apply Brakes Without Throwing Passengers Through the Windshield. Tuesdays at 7:00 PM, location to be determined Class
Class 12 How to Shop by Yourself. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

From the Guys in the Witness Protection Program __._,_.___

countreeboy_23
01-03-2012, 06:22 AM
That is freakin hilarious! How can I sign my wife up for class 4, class 6, class 8, and class 10?!

BlueXJ
01-04-2012, 11:23 PM
I need an application for the wife, she needs almost all those classes.

bluedragon436
01-04-2012, 11:55 PM
Don't most wives need almost all of those??

Joliet Johnny
01-06-2012, 01:39 AM
Argh you forgot the link for the online sign up

4.3LXJ
01-06-2012, 07:00 PM
Argh you forgot the link for the online sign up

www.getsmart.com :p

LizardRunner
01-07-2012, 09:21 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

BlueXJ
01-08-2012, 01:00 AM
www.getsmart.com :p

You could get banned for spamming.

4.3LXJ
01-08-2012, 09:56 AM
You could get banned for spamming.

But Mike, that is just the address for an old TV comedy with Don Adams in it :D

BlueXJ
01-10-2012, 09:18 AM
I get a site looking to refi your home loan.

4.3LXJ
01-10-2012, 10:19 AM
You could get banned for spamming.

No spam here, can't stand the stuff.