imehtoh
12-02-2011, 06:59 PM
:cool0010:XJ Christans tale.
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Well, it's Christmas season, and though many of us decorate our Jeeps this time of year, I thought there should be a Christmas story to go along with our beloved means of transportation.
Twas the night before Christmas
And up in the North Pole;
Santa was fretting
Due to an abundance of snow.
The reindeer couldn't fly
Through the thick snow flakes;
And Santa's sleigh was on jack stands
Due to Death Wobble shakes
"What ever shall I do?"
Santa cried out aloud;
"I can't deliver presents
If transportation isn't found."
The elves got together
To come up with a plan;
When one shouted to Santa
"I got you covered, Fat Man!"
He ran through the shop
Making haste for the door;
When suddenly he tripped
Falling flat on the floor.
Out from his pocket
Keys skidded across the floor;
To where Santa was standing
Worrying no more.
Santa bent down and grasped
The keys the elf had;
And with a smile he said,
"No children will be sad."
For the keys were to a vehicle
so awesome and cool;
Santa thought to himself,
"Dang, I've been a fool"
"All this time I've had a sleigh
But now I clearly see;
I should have had this,
A Jeep Cherokee!"
"With it's 4 wheel drive,
and lockers front and rear;
I have no need
For those silly reindeer!"
"It's mighty tall tires,
And smittybilt winch;
Will help me get through
All the big snow drifts."
So Santa set out
To deliver each gift;
He asked the helping elf,
"How big is this lift?"
And Santa was happy
For he saved Christmas Day;
With the help of an elf
And his big Jeep XJ.
The End
I hijacked this,Was to good to pass up.:jumping0044:
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Well, it's Christmas season, and though many of us decorate our Jeeps this time of year, I thought there should be a Christmas story to go along with our beloved means of transportation.
Twas the night before Christmas
And up in the North Pole;
Santa was fretting
Due to an abundance of snow.
The reindeer couldn't fly
Through the thick snow flakes;
And Santa's sleigh was on jack stands
Due to Death Wobble shakes
"What ever shall I do?"
Santa cried out aloud;
"I can't deliver presents
If transportation isn't found."
The elves got together
To come up with a plan;
When one shouted to Santa
"I got you covered, Fat Man!"
He ran through the shop
Making haste for the door;
When suddenly he tripped
Falling flat on the floor.
Out from his pocket
Keys skidded across the floor;
To where Santa was standing
Worrying no more.
Santa bent down and grasped
The keys the elf had;
And with a smile he said,
"No children will be sad."
For the keys were to a vehicle
so awesome and cool;
Santa thought to himself,
"Dang, I've been a fool"
"All this time I've had a sleigh
But now I clearly see;
I should have had this,
A Jeep Cherokee!"
"With it's 4 wheel drive,
and lockers front and rear;
I have no need
For those silly reindeer!"
"It's mighty tall tires,
And smittybilt winch;
Will help me get through
All the big snow drifts."
So Santa set out
To deliver each gift;
He asked the helping elf,
"How big is this lift?"
And Santa was happy
For he saved Christmas Day;
With the help of an elf
And his big Jeep XJ.
The End
I hijacked this,Was to good to pass up.:jumping0044: