BlueXJ
10-10-2011, 03:17 PM
A little guy was sitting at the bar one evening when a big thug came and sat next to him.
all of a sudden the thug smacks him in the face an says''thats KUNG FU from japan'', a bit later the thug smacks him again an says'' thats TAEKWON-DO from korea'', the little guy gets up an leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knockining him out cold and says to the barman'' when that big asshole wakes up, tell him that was a f*****g SHOVEL from Ace Hardware.''
all of a sudden the thug smacks him in the face an says''thats KUNG FU from japan'', a bit later the thug smacks him again an says'' thats TAEKWON-DO from korea'', the little guy gets up an leaves the bar. A short time later he comes back and smacks the thug knockining him out cold and says to the barman'' when that big asshole wakes up, tell him that was a f*****g SHOVEL from Ace Hardware.''