The Future

[BlueXJ]

Over the past five years, millions of people have spent more money on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research.

It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with perky breasts and erections who will not remember what to do with them!

[4.3LXJ]

But I won't be one of them, who could forget ... wait what was that you said?

[joshtimber]

I am also counting myself in your category, hope this will be not a problem for you mate.