Paddletrucker
09-06-2011, 02:44 AM
Constipated People Don’t Give A Crap.
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
If At First You Don’t Succeed…
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
Illiterate? Write For Help
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
Axe Me About Ebonics
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Don’t Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down, Before He Admits He Is Lost?
My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
If At First You Don’t Succeed…
Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
The Face Is Familiar But I Can’t Quite Remember My Name
Illiterate? Write For Help
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
It’s Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven’t Lost My Mind, It’s Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
If You Can Read This, Please Flip Me Back Over
[Seen Upside Down, On A Jeep]
Axe Me About Ebonics
Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
Don’t Be Sexist - Broads Hate That
Heart Attacks… God’s Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends
Honk If You’ve Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down, Before He Admits He Is Lost?