Woman's Dictionary

[BlueXJ]

Womans Dictionary
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I’m sorry = You’ll be sorry
We need = I want
It’s your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You’ll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don’t want you to
I’m not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house
I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I’m going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you’re going to hate
I’ll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me!? = Too late, you’re dead:bang:

[Jamie Lynn]

Lmao...so very true but you forgot...

Do I look fat in this = you can't give the right answer I'm just looking to argue

[4.3LXJ]

Lmao...so very true but you forgot...

Do I look fat in this = you can't give the right answer I'm just looking to argue

That is when the silent treatment is the best tactic.

[Jamie Lynn]

That is when the silent treatment is the best tactic.

By not answering and giving us the silent treatment..then we assume that is a yes and we will still argue with you...the only...and I mean only way that you can possibly avoid this to be far far away from us...lol

[4.3LXJ]

Arguing is better than the other consequences to the infamous fat butt question. Unless of course you answer with, Let's go shopping honey.

[Jamie Lynn]

I wanna go shopping.....lol...you paying?...I want something shiny, pretty and smells good...lol

[4.3LXJ]

I have a shiny Jeep part I can douse with perfume.

[bluedragon436]

That is all completely true... I'm going to stay far far away from those unanswerable questions...

[Paddletrucker]

I can't say a whole lot of things with certainty, but what I can tell you is 1,732,000% true is the WRONG answer to the question, "Do these jeans make me look fat?"

Don't EVER answer with "No, the jeans don't make you look fat. The FAT makes you look fat." Bad stuff will follow.

[Jamie Lynn]

Put cologne on it...love the smell of a man....and yes please stay away from the unanswerable questions....and if ANYONE ever said that the fat makes me look fat, someone is gonna need surgery to remove my foot from their a$$....lol

[4.3LXJ]

So if a nice shiny set of Jeep mirrors with cologne works, how about a fishing rod. I have one with nice shiny ferrels and it collapse down to fit in your purse. I will put cologne on it too. :D

[4.3LXJ]

If shiny Jeep parts with cologne works, how about a fishing rod with lots of nice shiny ferrels on it. It will break down and fit in your purse. It is all the rage, complete with cologne of course. :D

[Jamie Lynn]

I would love a new pole...all Spring I had my trout pole in my Jeep...but that does remind me, I do need a new river pole.I love fishing...I'm not really sure if I'd trust a pole that can collapse and fit in my purse...but hell, I'll try anything at least once.

[4.3LXJ]

I would love a new pole...all Spring I had my trout pole in my Jeep...but that does remind me, I do need a new river pole.I love fishing...I'm not really sure if I'd trust a pole that can collapse and fit in my purse...but hell, I'll try anything at least once.

It actually is a decent rod. It is a back packing rod, convertible to fly or spinning. The only problem I had with it was it had too much metal showing and you couldn't catch really wild fish with it because they could see the reflections off the ferrels.

[Jamie Lynn]

Bummer..just grab a handful of mud..lather up the pole and you would be good to go..lol..I look for any excuse to get dirty..lol.

[BlueXJ]

I wanna go shopping.....lol...you paying?...I want something shiny, pretty and smells good...lol

Spray some perfume on a new bathroom scale.

[Jamie Lynn]

Lmao...I don't have one at all...everytime I get one..one of the kids seems to break it..so I just gave up.