BlueXJ
07-31-2011, 12:03 PM
A couple who had been married for 50 i
years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times." Whereupon the two
stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the
little
old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they
were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal:eek:
years. They were sitting at the
breakfast table one morning when the wife says,
"Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table
together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as
jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "Let's relive some old times." Whereupon the two
stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the
little
old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they
were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the
other is in your oatmeal:eek: