Joliet Johnny
06-17-2011, 05:51 AM
George was driving his car on a hot day when it broke down. Luckily he only had to walk about a mile till he found a bar. He walked in and noticed it was a gay bar but it was hot outside and he had to wait for the towtruck so he sat at the bar. He ordered a beer and the bartender said "what is its name?" George said "Coors light?" the bartender said "no your dicks name, cant sell you a beer till you tell me". George said "screw it I dont need a beer". He sat for about 20 min and asked a few people around him and they had all names for their dick. So he called the bartender over and said "I'll take that beer now" bartender said "so you have a name for it?" George said "yes. secret" the bartender looked confused and asked "why secret?" George replied "cause its strong enough for a man but made for a woman"