XJ Rat
06-02-2011, 05:57 AM
After many years, a gentleman decides to take the plunge and open his own business.
On the first day, he receives several congratulatory cards & flowers. But, one flower arrangement and card angered him, so he called the florist to complain.
Hi, I got a bouquet of roses and a card that reads "Rest in Peace". I do not think it was funny as this is my new business. To which the florist replies, "I understand your concern, but can you imagine the other recipients receiving their roses and a card reading "Congratulations On Your New Venture and Location".
On the first day, he receives several congratulatory cards & flowers. But, one flower arrangement and card angered him, so he called the florist to complain.
Hi, I got a bouquet of roses and a card that reads "Rest in Peace". I do not think it was funny as this is my new business. To which the florist replies, "I understand your concern, but can you imagine the other recipients receiving their roses and a card reading "Congratulations On Your New Venture and Location".