XJ Rat
05-31-2011, 12:40 PM
Zebra dies and goes to Heaven. At the pearly gates he is met by St. Peter. The zebra exclaims, "After all these years, I have one unanswered question...Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?" Unsure, St. Peter says, "Well God is in his office, 2nd door on the left." The zebra talks to God, then heads over to St. Peter. "Well, what did God say", asks St. Peter. The zebra states, "God told me I am what I am". St. Peter tells the zebra, "Well now, that settles it, you are white with black stripes!" Now even more confused, the zebra states, "But..." St. Peter interrupts him and says, "If you were black with white stripes God would have said you is what you is!"