Similarities Cats & Women

[BlueXJ]

You decide if this is correct.
How Cats and Women Are Alike
1. They do what they want.
2. They rarely listen to you.
3. They're totally unpredictable.
4. When you want to play, they want to be alone.
5. When you want to be alone, they want to play.
6. They expect you to cater to their every whim.
7. They're moody.
8. They leave hair everywhere.

[steph74]

correct.... all of them

[4.3LXJ]

I'm not showing this to my wife.

But I do have to say, my cat is better than that

[Jamie Lynn]

I resent all of those statements...every single one of them.

[Mudderoy]

Ahhhh the good old days, where men were men and the sheep were nervous.

[jccatt]

Ahhhh the good old days, where men were men and the sheep were nervous.

A good kiwi saying that lol

[cantab27]

A good kiwi saying that lol

and it goes no further James.....:rolleye0012:

[jccatt]

Whats you talking about Willis

[4x4Dalton]

Hmmmmm....maybe yer more redneck then ya let on Wayne :smiley-laughing021:

[jccatt]

There go those dang banjo's again

[4.3LXJ]

There go those dang banjo's again

There was a guitar to, remember?

[jccatt]

Yeah but saying i here guitars just aint the same...

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah but saying i here guitars just aint the same...

You boys, I swear...lol

[4.3LXJ]

Boys will be boys

[Jamie Lynn]

:bang::bang: Yes very true :bang::bang:

[BlueXJ]

I resent all of those statements...every single one of them.

Yes but you do NOT dispute that they are true!!!

[Jamie Lynn]

Well duh....I'm woman enough to admit my flaws..

[4.3LXJ]

OK Mike, tell me again why you like cats so much.

[BlueXJ]

They rub against you and are warm and affectionate. I also enjoy hearing them purr. They snuggle with you in bed and keep you warm in the winter. They are less demanding than a woman. They are very clean and soft. Shall I go on Steve?

[4.3LXJ]

Just checking, that is why I like women

[Jamie Lynn]

They rub against you and are warm and affectionate. I also enjoy hearing them purr. They snuggle with you in bed and keep you warm in the winter. They are less demanding than a woman. They are very clean and soft. Shall I go on Steve?

Less demanding then a woman?...are you sure about that one?

[4.3LXJ]

Less demanding then a woman?...are you sure about that one?

Mine are. All they want is food, love and sleep. Women on the other hand, are much more complicated. And women just do nothing but complain if they have to live outside :D

[steph74]

see this is where I have it wrong.... i don;t like cats to start with... so I don;t have much other option

[Jamie Lynn]

Mine are. All they want is food, love and sleep. Women on the other hand, are much more complicated. And women just do nothing but complain if they have to live outside :D

Hey now! I would love to live outside...

[4.3LXJ]

Hey now! I would love to live outside...

They sleep under the house too and use the outside for a bathroom too

[Jamie Lynn]

I'll sleep in my jeep and I have no problem going to the bathroom outside..remember I was born and raised country..

[4.3LXJ]

I will keep the ground tilled up for you...

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh now see..I didn't say anything about "burying" or "covering up" anything...lol

[BlueXJ]

Oh now see..I didn't say anything about "burying" or "covering up" anything...lol

Just my point when I said cats are clean. This proves that women are NOT!!!:bang:

[Jamie Lynn]

Lol..I'm clean...I'm just not going to waste my time digging a hole...screw that...and like the cats always cover up..pssshh....

[BlueXJ]

I don't blame you I would not dig a hole either. I would just avoid that part of 4.3s yard.

[4.3LXJ]

I don't blame you I would not dig a hole either. I would just avoid that part of 4.3s yard.

I have a really large yard...

[Jamie Lynn]

Lol...yeah...and look at it this way...at least I wouldn't leave "presents" of dead birds, mice and snakes on the door step...ill bring home some good eating...but I repeat..I'm not digging a hole....so which shall it be...a hole or meat?...

[4.3LXJ]

Well, I am going to have to go for the hole. I am a vegetarian. Besides if you bring home meat Mr. Hopperton might be offended

[Jamie Lynn]

LOL....and who is Mr. Hopperton?

[4.3LXJ]

LOL....and who is Mr. Hopperton?

Mr. Hopperton is a frog that came in to live with us when we brought our plants in for the winter. He is very sensitive about meat, frog legs you know.:pray: He has the run of the house and eats bugs that get into the house out here in the country.

[Jamie Lynn]

Mr. Hopperton is a frog that came in to live with us when we brought our plants in for the winter. He is very sensitive about meat, frog legs you know.:pray: He has the run of the house and eats bugs that get into the house out here in the country.

Mmmm...frog legs...so good.

[4.3LXJ]

Yes, he knows. That is why he only comes out at night. Zilla however can defend herself.

[Jamie Lynn]

Yes, he knows. That is why he only comes out at night. Zilla however can defend herself.

Yes, don't remind me...god...I really hate spiders...they give me the creeps.

[4.3LXJ]

Zilla and Mr Hopperton get along quite well. They both have their sociable moments.

[BlueXJ]

Well if Jamie is going to get all sensitive on us then she should also become a vegan like Steve is. She would not want a snake or mouse in her house alive so they should not be there dead either. This goes for cows and chickens too.

[Jamie Lynn]

No, I love meat...not becoming a vegan..sorry.

[4.3LXJ]

Mr Hoppperton will hide in the planters when you show up.

[LizardRunner]

wow did this thread take an oddball turn or what?? I will say that I love cats, throw one on the barbie and I am all good to go. JK, (not really, ever have vietnamese bbq cat? it's actually pretty darn tasty.) I have two issues with cats that I don't have with women and two that I have about women that I don't have about cats, so I guess they are even lol.

[4.3LXJ]

Spotted Owls are good fried too

[jccatt]

To cook a gala (tuff) you put a rock in a pot with the gala and boil for 1hr. Then put the rock on the plate and the gala in the bin.

[Jamie Lynn]

Mmm..I could really go for some squirrel and dove wrapped in bacon right now..