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4.3LXJ
05-14-2011, 10:41 PM
How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come across in a long while!




A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

"What are you doing?"
She asked.

"Hunting Flies"
He responded.

"Oh. ! Killing any?"
She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.




Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone...

Jamie Lynn
05-14-2011, 11:13 PM
Lol...and that was pretty clean too.

BlueXJ
05-15-2011, 12:00 PM
I found 2 powdering their nose too.

Jamie Lynn
05-15-2011, 08:37 PM
Those must have been some old school flies...girls now a days don't powder our noses...we have pow-wows in the bathroom....lol

bluedragon436
05-16-2011, 03:52 AM
That is pretty good... wasn't what I was thinking it would be... but still funny none the less..

austinxj
05-19-2011, 07:49 AM
lol! That is pretty good