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BlueXJ
04-15-2011, 05:08 PM
A blonde girl comes out of the grocery store and gets in her car. as she places the key in the ignition she hears a loud pop and something hits her in the head. she reaches back and feels for the back of her head and feels a soft mushy slimy something. so she uses both hands to cover her head and keep her brains in since she believes she had been shot in the head. she panics but doesnt want to move an inch as she might die. after an hour or two go by one of the grocery store workers who were pushing carts back in the store sees her holding her head and goes over to ask her if she is ok. come to find out a pack of biscuits that she had put in the back seat had exploded.

4x4Dalton
04-15-2011, 05:12 PM
The funny thing is this actually did happen a few yrs ago to a woman.

BlueXJ
04-15-2011, 05:19 PM
The funny thing is this actually did happen a few yrs ago to a woman.
Was trying not to mention your wife by name.

4x4Dalton
04-15-2011, 05:21 PM
Its cool shes recovered since then and changed her name. I buy the biscuits for us now to lol.

4.3LXJ
04-15-2011, 07:55 PM
My wife had a can of biscuits go off, took out the lighting and left a few biscuits and the lid there