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4.3LXJ
04-08-2011, 05:09 PM
Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. To my surprise, he responded to my caress, and we made love. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do.. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

His Diary:

Jeep wouldn't start, can't figure it out, at least I got laid.

steph74
04-08-2011, 05:14 PM
that is funny right there.....

bluedragon436
04-09-2011, 12:33 PM
Who stole my diary?! LOL... that is pretty good!!

BlueXJ
04-10-2011, 09:17 AM
Well I finally got it running. Whew!!!!!

4.3LXJ
04-10-2011, 10:07 AM
Well I finally got it running. Whew!!!!!

Now you won't get laid:mad0090:

xjrev10
04-12-2011, 01:19 AM
What makes it funny is every guy knows that the friggen truth! Been there! Diesel pickup not jeep but same difference.

BlueXJ
04-12-2011, 04:52 PM
Well I finally got it running. Whew!!!!!


Now you won't get laid:mad0090:

Might be worth it. I have secret sources.

PolarXJ
04-13-2011, 12:52 PM
Nice :D

xj4life2
04-14-2011, 05:30 PM
Ya if I / we had diarys that would be exactly the way they would read and as long as were on the subject of differences in the way the sexes think.... Men are from mars , women are from venus is a great, funny book to read especially if you read it together. When your done you'll be able to look at each other and honestly say wow now I get it !!