BlueXJ
04-02-2011, 11:28 PM
Once upon a time long, long ago. God decided to create a perfect woman. She was beautiful, kind, loving and a great cook. She would never gripe, complain, bitch or criticize anyone.
But he only created one and it was a long, long time ago.
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"
But he only created one and it was a long, long time ago.
After God had created Adam he noticed that he looked very lonely. He decided to help.
He said "Adam, I've decided to make you a woman. She'll love you, cook for you, be sweet to you, and understand you."
Adam said "Great! How much will she cost me?"
The answer came back, "An arm and a leg."
"Well," said Adam "what can I get for a rib?"