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4.3LXJ
02-15-2011, 11:05 PM
I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00 and I asked "May I have large bills, please?"
She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."
When I got up off the floor I explained it to her...



IDIOT SIGHTING
When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'it's open!' His reply: 'I know. I already got that side.'

This was at the Ford dealership in Canton, MS



IDIOT SIGHTING
We had to have the garage door repaired.
The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.

I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one Sears made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower.

He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a 1/4 horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4.

He said, 'NO, it's not.' Four is larger than two.'

We haven't used Sears repair since.

IDIOT SIGHTING
My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill.

Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter.

She said, 'you gave me too much money.' I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back.

She sighed and went to get the manager, who asked me to repeat my request.

I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said 'We're sorry but we could not do that kind of thing.'

The clerk then proceeded to give me back $1 and 75 cents in change.

Do not confuse the clerks at McD's.


IDIOT SIGHTING

I live in a semi rural area.

We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.

The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'

From Kingman, KS


IDIOT SIGHTING IN FOOD SERVICE
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.'
He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.

From Kansas City


IDIOT SIGHTING
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'

To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'

He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'

Happened in Birmingham , Ala.

IDIOT SIGHTING
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street.

I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.

I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS




IDIOT SIGHTING
At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to 'downsizing,'

our manager commented cheerfully, 'This is fun. We should do this more often.'

Not another word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.

This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.


IDIOT SIGHTING
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.



IDIOT SIGHTING

How would you pronounce this child's name?
"Le-a"
Leah?? NO
Lee - A?? NOPE

Lay - a?? NO

Lei?? Guess Again.

This child attends a school in Kansas City, Mo.

Her mother is irate because everyone is getting her name wrong.

It's pronounced "Ledasha".

When the Mother was asked about the pronunciation of the name, she said, "the dash don't be silent."

SO, if you see something come across your desk like this please remember to pronounce the dash.

If dey axe you why, tell dem de dash don't be silent.




STAY ALERT!

They walk among us......and they VOTE

BrianXJ
02-15-2011, 11:32 PM
lol that is some good stuff

cantab27
02-16-2011, 12:21 AM
nice steve...that one with the food order is so true ,,, they cant work that shit out ....$4.25 ,, ya give them a fiva and 25 cents and they look at ya like wtf .......
cant work that shit out on ps3 or face book ...youth of today huh....man i sound like my old man years ago ...lol

chuck2000xj
02-16-2011, 09:02 AM
I'm not origianlly from KS, but I am living here. I noticed a bunch of those took place here. There ARE some dumba$$e$ here LOL

rguignard
02-16-2011, 09:11 AM
nice steve...that one with the food order is so true ,,, they cant work that shit out ....$4.25 ,, ya give them a fiva and 25 cents and they look at ya like wtf .......
cant work that shit out on ps3 or face book ...youth of today huh....man i sound like my old man years ago ...lol

x2 its so true :thumbsup:

oderdene
02-17-2011, 06:38 AM
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LizardRunner
02-17-2011, 12:01 PM
first off:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: oh my sides hurt now.

I love to mess with the mindless, especially the ones that take money at stores. Once I was at the grocery and the clerk gave me 20.00 to much in change. I pointed this out to her and tried to give it back. She informed me that she had not made a mistake. I pocketed the 20 and went home. Two days later I am back at the grocery and the manager comes up to me and hands me a 20, I asked what it was for, he answered that he noticed the cashier had made a mistake because her drawer was 20.00 short, that she had told him about "my missunderstanding" and since he was an aquaintence of mine, he wanted to make sure I got my change back. Not so bad dealing with those that should not be allowed to use up good air molecules. I made 40 dollars, more than the cost of what I purchased. this happened at a Kroger in North Little Rock, Arkansas.

BlueXJ
02-18-2011, 12:22 AM
Steve, get this. I went to the drive thru at McDonalds to get a friend some McNuggets. I had asked him how many and he had told me to get him a half dozen. The lady at the microphone asked what my order wqs, to which I replied let me have a half dozen McNuggets. She then told me that she only had them in either 6, 12, 24 or 50 but that she did not have a half dozen.
After I stopped laughing I told her to just give me 6 then.

This is a true story and it happened about 2 months ago.

4.3LXJ
02-18-2011, 12:42 AM
That is great Mike. Yo could have really confused her by asking for 12 minus half a dozen.:D

cantab27
02-18-2011, 01:01 AM
wtf , you can get 50 pack of McNuggets....how the hell does one of them little mustard packs get through all them ....

BrianXJ
02-18-2011, 01:37 AM
wtf , you can 50 pack of McNuggets....how the hell does one of them little mustard packs get through all them ....


:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

oderdene
02-18-2011, 04:37 AM
first off:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: oh my sides hurt now.

I love to mess with the mindless, especially the ones that take money at stores. Once I was at the grocery and the clerk gave me 20.00 to much in change. I pointed this out to her and tried to give it back. She informed me that she had not made a mistake. I pocketed the 20 and went home. Two days later I am back at the grocery and the manager comes up to me and hands me a 20, I asked what it was for, he answered that he noticed the cashier had made a mistake because her drawer was 20.00 short, that she had told him about "my missunderstanding" and since he was an aquaintence of mine, he wanted to make sure I got my change back. Not so bad dealing with those that should not be allowed to use up good air molecules. I made 40 dollars, more than the cost of what I purchased. this happened at a Kroger in North Little Rock, Arkansas.

how often have you visited there since then? :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

Firemanray
02-18-2011, 08:36 PM
wtf , you can get 50 pack of McNuggets....how the hell does one of them little mustard packs get through all them ....

Get this:
At our local Mcd's you can get a 10 piece Mc Nug. w/ med fry and med drink for $9.99
OR
A 50 piece w/ 2 LARGE drinks and 2 LARGE fry for $15.99!!

Even their pricing doesn't make sense.:D

cantab27
02-18-2011, 09:18 PM
someone get me a pic of a 50 pack ,,, i love them little suckers .......

Jamie Lynn
02-21-2011, 09:29 PM
Lol..sounds like a lot of places around here.

Firemanray
02-21-2011, 09:40 PM
someone get me a pic of a 50 pack ,,, i love them little suckers .......

Here you go:
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd11/firemanray21/50pcdec.jpg


Enjoy!!




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easttxhunter
02-25-2011, 12:10 PM
I think ive been wheeling with some of these guys. LOL!!!!!!!!

cantab27
02-25-2011, 01:22 PM
Here you go:
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd11/firemanray21/50pcdec.jpg


Enjoy!!




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wow ,,,,,my army of midget followers could live for a week on that...
thanks ray :thumbsup: