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muddeprived
06-04-2009, 11:07 AM
Man.....I went to the doctor's today. the doctor wrote me a prescription. I receive prescription. First box out of the bag says "Insert 1 suppository rectally as needed".............:headbag:
Next two prescriptions are laxatives......
This is gonna be one crappy week.
Mudderoy
06-04-2009, 11:31 AM
No shit?!?!?!
:moon::mock::tmi: ;)
Prior take yourself out for a nice meal and a couple of drinks.
Audio222
06-04-2009, 11:46 AM
Or take yourself out for a bad meal and it will have the same effect as as the laxatives. lol
Hope you feel better.
Melissa
06-04-2009, 01:49 PM
I sorry Muddeprived that does not sound like fun.
Oh, but don't forget to stay near the crapper :smiley-scared002:
muddeprived
06-04-2009, 08:02 PM
I sorry Muddeprived that does not sound like fun.
Oh, but don't forget to stay near the crapper :smiley-scared002:
My crapper is getting a good workout. :)
DETOURS
06-04-2009, 08:04 PM
This is more information than the forum needs to know.........:cop:
Voldemort
06-04-2009, 08:27 PM
This is more information than the forum needs to know.........:cop:
I'm with spanks! I'm sorry dude but?Dude?:headshake:
muddeprived
06-04-2009, 10:37 PM
I believe in sharing my experiences with others so here I am. :D
Now you guys know to RUN when you see "insert" and "rectum" in the same sentence.
Melissa
06-05-2009, 02:05 AM
This is more information than the forum needs to know.........:cop:
I'm with spanks! I'm sorry dude but?Dude?:headshake:
Remember muddeprived is a picture whore, just be thankful he didn't SHARE pictures as well :smiley-laughing021:
muddeprived
06-05-2009, 03:31 AM
Remember muddeprived is a picture whore, just be thankful he didn't SHARE pictures as well :smiley-laughing021:
now that you mentioned pictures..........:D
Mudderoy
06-05-2009, 06:37 AM
OMG a new GOAT.DE?!?!?! :cop:
BlueXJ
06-05-2009, 08:10 AM
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/XdaftlikeJackX/SUPPOSITORY.jpg
kryptonitexj
06-05-2009, 03:57 PM
hope you get better soon.
BlueXJ
06-05-2009, 06:00 PM
muddeprived we need an update buddy. Did the suppository kill you or make you unable to sit in a chair to post.
muddeprived
06-09-2009, 01:05 AM
muddeprived we need an update buddy. Did the suppository kill you or make you unable to sit in a chair to post.
Sorry, the keyboard cable doesn't reach the toilet. :(
I haven't stuck anything up my butt yet if that's what you are deeply concerned about. I have a sign on my butt that says "exit only" so i don't think this is gonna work out.
and my stomach hurts.
BlueXJ
06-09-2009, 06:43 AM
Maybe you are just F.O.S. mudd. Have you had much exiting lately?
muddeprived
06-09-2009, 07:05 AM
Maybe you are just F.O.S. mudd. Have you had much exiting lately?
Yes I am and yeah emptied my trash more times than I can count.
muddeprived
06-09-2009, 07:09 AM
Explains how I feel:
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/muddeprived/funny/coke_diarrhea.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/muddeprived/funny/goldfish-diarrhea.jpg
http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e73/muddeprived/funny/diarrhea.jpg
(Hey don't blame me, someone mentioned "pictures". :D)
kmanxj
06-09-2009, 07:42 AM
lol that sucks dude
I got that same sign too lol
Melissa
06-09-2009, 01:31 PM
Judging by the pictures it looks like your still feeling terrible, sorry to hear that.
Used a blow dryer yet?? :headbag:
kryptonitexj
06-09-2009, 02:00 PM
I glad I cant smell that!!!:D
greenchevy
06-10-2009, 06:08 PM
http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w268/greenchevy_2007/perseverance.jpg
finneys98xj
06-12-2009, 09:05 PM
Update us Mudd!
muddeprived
06-13-2009, 02:00 AM
Update us Mudd!
I was told I was "not right" in the head and I'm being asked for updates on this. :smiley-laughing021:
if you want an update well here it is:
I ran out of Toilet paper yesterday so I ran to the kitchen for paper towels (with crap on my ***) and of course we were out of paper towels too so I had to improvise and grab the first thing I could find and that was paper from my printer. Let me tell you that was not a pleasant wipe, nor was walking around the apt with "melted chocolate" on my arse. Three more days left of suffering from super-soaker explosions and then i'm back to normal. :)
Melissa
06-13-2009, 02:15 AM
I was told I was "not right" in the head and I'm being asked for updates on this. :smiley-laughing021:
if you want an update well here it is:
I ran out of Toilet paper yesterday so I ran to the kitchen for paper towels (with crap on my ***) and of course we were out of paper towels too so I had to improvise and grab the first thing I could find and that was paper from my printer. Let me tell you that was not a pleasant wipe, nor was walking around the apt with "melted chocolate" on my arse. Three more days left of suffering from super-soaker explosions and then i'm back to normal. :)
Okay muddeprived it's not supposed to be funny and I am sorry for your suffering, but damn man you have such a way with words that I find myself howling with laughter and I can't seem to stop :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:
Forgive me!! :eek:
Mudderoy
06-13-2009, 02:44 AM
You know things like this wouldn't happen if you went in for your 30,000 mile routine maintence.
muddeprived
06-13-2009, 05:31 AM
Okay muddeprived it's not supposed to be funny and I am sorry for your suffering, but damn man you have such a way with words that I find myself howling with laughter and I can't seem to stop :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:
Forgive me!! :eek:
Laugh all you want. I find pleasure in making people laugh at my suffering. :)
muddeprived
06-13-2009, 05:32 AM
You know things like this wouldn't happen if you went in for your 30,000 mile routine maintence.
Couldn't agree more. I need to go in more often instead of every 6 years. :rolleyes:
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