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OrangeXJ
02-01-2011, 12:34 PM
Morning Sex"

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
Softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!"

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
Or this is going to be my lucky day!"
Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then
Gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked,
"What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

bluedragon436
02-01-2011, 12:43 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

BrianXJ
02-01-2011, 12:44 PM
thats just wrong

Firemanray
02-01-2011, 01:53 PM
Works for me!! Better than not.

BlueXJ
02-03-2011, 01:30 PM
Going to the kitchen to smash the egg timer, now!!!

OrangeXJ
02-03-2011, 01:32 PM
Going to the kitchen to smash the egg timer, now!!!

:rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

4.3LXJ
02-03-2011, 02:22 PM
I'm smashing them all, then I can take my time :D

Tural
02-05-2011, 06:42 PM
hey that's 3 minutes for the home team... take all you can get huh??? :thumbsup:

OrangeXJ
02-05-2011, 06:46 PM
You got it!

Switch_knuckles
02-06-2011, 01:05 AM
:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup: :thumbsup:

Firemanray
02-06-2011, 04:39 PM
Every time the title of this thread shows up in "new posts", I just think; YES!!!

Jamie Lynn
02-08-2011, 10:56 AM
Wow! that was just so wrong.