BlueXJ
01-27-2011, 10:19 PM
A TEXAS Girl
>
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
> new wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged he had told
> his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said
> it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
> and the dishes were done.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged he had given
> his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
> cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
> was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done
> and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties
> were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed
> and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
> didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the
> third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
> out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
> dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
>
> Gotta love those TEXAS girls .
>
> Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their
> new wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Louisiana and bragged he had told
> his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said
> it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house
> and the dishes were done.
>
> The second man had married a woman from Oklahoma. He bragged he had given
> his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the
> cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it
> was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done
> and he had a huge dinner on the table.
>
> The third man married a girl from Texas. He told her that her duties
> were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed
> and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
> didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the
> third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little
> out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the
> dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.
>
> Gotta love those TEXAS girls .