Breaking and Entering

[94xj]

A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. "Youll get your chance in court," said the desk sergeant. "No, no, no!" insisted the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. Ive been trying to do that for years!"

[cherokeeaddiction]

haha thats good

[4.3LXJ]

:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

[BlueXJ]

I make as much noise as I can and slam doors, pitch my boots into the closet and declare in a loud voice I wanna rock her world turn over. She's always as fast asleep as a corpse and can't be woken up.

[PolarXJ]

:smiley-laughing021:

[BrianXJ]

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