Tural
01-11-2011, 08:07 PM
a drunk dude brings his drunk buddy to his house to show him around. they go through the front door, and the guy goes:
-here's the house. here's the dining room... here's where we hang coats. come on, he goes.
-here's the living room, lemme show you the kitchen... here's the kitchen.
walks across the hall, opens the bedroom door, and goes, here's the bedroom...
his wife's in bed. he goes, that's my wife.
then he notices that there's a dude laying beside his wife.
he stares at them confused for a minute, scratches his head and goes, ooooh, and that's probably me laying beside her.
-here's the house. here's the dining room... here's where we hang coats. come on, he goes.
-here's the living room, lemme show you the kitchen... here's the kitchen.
walks across the hall, opens the bedroom door, and goes, here's the bedroom...
his wife's in bed. he goes, that's my wife.
then he notices that there's a dude laying beside his wife.
he stares at them confused for a minute, scratches his head and goes, ooooh, and that's probably me laying beside her.