BlueXJ
12-16-2010, 01:52 PM
> Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor, Texas-Style.."
> The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, Then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Over to Houston and down to Brownsville...
> They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
> From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas...
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
> "I'm a Democrat,"
> "I'm Gay,"
> "I love the Dixie Chicks,"
> "Boycott Beef,"
> "I Voted for Obama,"
> "George Strait Sucks,"
> "Hillary in 2012"
> And
> "I'm here to confiscate your guns.."
> The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
> God Bless Texas
> The 9 contestants will all start in Dallas, Then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, Over to Houston and down to Brownsville...
> They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo.
> From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth and finally back to Dallas...
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that reads:
> "I'm a Democrat,"
> "I'm Gay,"
> "I love the Dixie Chicks,"
> "Boycott Beef,"
> "I Voted for Obama,"
> "George Strait Sucks,"
> "Hillary in 2012"
> And
> "I'm here to confiscate your guns.."
> The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
> God Bless Texas