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XJ Rat
11-30-2010, 01:08 PM
A burglar is ransacking a house. The room he has entered has a parrot sitting on an ornate stand. The parrot quietly tells the burglar, "Jesus is watching you". At this the burglar shakes his head and says "WHAT" to the parrot. The parrot repeats louder, "Jesus is watching you". At this the burglar laughs and says to the parrot, "so what". Then the parrot says, "Here comes Jesus". At this a rotweiler jumps up and attacks the burglar. Parrot says, "Heeerrrreeees Jesus".
Jamie Lynn
11-30-2010, 01:12 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:
4.3LXJ
11-30-2010, 06:56 PM
:smiley-laughing021: I like Jesus
BlueXJ
11-30-2010, 11:52 PM
Great
BrianXJ
12-01-2010, 03:09 AM
Tell him what he has won Johnny!!!!
4x4Dalton
12-01-2010, 07:41 AM
First thought to go thru burglars mind....."Jesus aint savin my a$$ today. He's chewing it." :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:
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