Total Blonde Move

[Jamie Lynn]

Ok, so this isn't necessarily a joke about blondes as it is more me telling on myself....So read and enjoy....

So earlier tonight, I realized that I needed something out of the console of my Jeep..which was locked by the way....So I go and meander out to it with my keys(crucial info right here) in the pocket of my sweat pants...

I go to open the door...and its locked...the first thought in my mind was shit I locked my keys in my Jeep..great..(so I reached into my pockets...and pull out my keys and unlock it)..still not thinking...I get what I had come out to my Jeep for and start to look for my keys...

After about 5 freaking minutes of me tearing apart the inside to find out if I dropped them or left them in the ignition switch...it dawns on me..."Umm...the Jeep was locked..so how in the hell did I get in?"....

I then realized that I must have had my keys on me...but now I can't remember what I did with them when I unlocked the Jeep :shocker:...And as I'm once again tearing apart the Jeep..my neighbor who had just gotten home form the bar asks me what I'm doing..I politely tell him..Looking for my keys..

He laughed and said.."umm..dear..they are in your left hand."...Jesus..did I ever feel like a dumba$$ at this point...I couldn't even find a way to play it off..so I just closed the door and locked it and went back inside...

At least I can be thankful that at this point..I no longer give it away that I'm a blonde..due to my dying my hair tonight...so..I chalk this one up to hair dye and fumes..and a small fraction of it being a blonde..:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

[XJ Rat]

Your mind only gets worse as you get older.

[Indiana Jeep]

Was any alcohol involved before looking for the keys?

[4.3LXJ]

I'll send you a bottle of peroxide for your hair :D

[Jamie Lynn]

Was any alcohol involved before looking for the keys?

No. Not at all..

[Jamie Lynn]

I'll send you a bottle of peroxide for your hair :D

Lol...Yeah, just help to make it more obvious to keep watching me...lol. I'm know of quite a few ppl that would love you if you did...they miss the blonde already..:boohoo:

[Jamie Lynn]

Your mind only gets worse as you get older.

Oh god...I'm not even that old...Gesh, I get this feeling that by the time I'm 30, I'm going to be forgetting everything..lol.

[4.3LXJ]

Oh god...I'm not even that old...Gesh, I get this feeling that by the time I'm 30, I'm going to be forgetting everything..lol.

30 is a tough birthday Jaimie:(

[Jamie Lynn]

30 is a tough birthday Jaimie:(

I keep telling everyone that I will stay 29 and NEVER hit 30...One of my ex's says that I never aged since I met him about 8 years ago..so thank god for that..lol.

[4.3LXJ]

I am in permanent denial about aging

[Jamie Lynn]

Lol..in my family we don't start to really show that we are aging till we hit about 50..so I'm just glad that we have great genes.:thumbsup:

[4.3LXJ]

I pass for younger too. Helps me be in denial of aging.

[Jamie Lynn]

I pass for younger too. Helps me be in denial of aging.

That is just great..lol. Nothing wrong with being in denial.:D

[4x4Dalton]

In my case I looked in my 20's when I was like 14 or 15. Wonder if the full beard and long hair had anything to do with it?:rolleye0012: Now I look like I'm hittin mid 40's early 50's and I'm only 37 :shocker:

[BlueXJ]

I am in permanent denial about aging

I have known you for a couple of years and from where I sit you look exactly the same.

[4.3LXJ]

Same thing going on here. Do you suppose we are regressing?

[BlueXJ]

Wife says I am retarding is that the same thing?????????????

[4.3LXJ]

Wife says I am retarding is that the same thing?????????????

Is that like entering another childhood? :D

[Jamie Lynn]

Is that like entering another childhood? :D

Yup..lol..:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

[BlueXJ]

Bring on the breast feeding and diaper changes.

[bluedragon436]

Way to go... I would have just played it off, by saying you were looking for another set of keys, that those were you spare set or something....

[4.3LXJ]

Bring on the breast feeding and diaper changes.

That might be going back a wee bit far Mike

28 was really good for me:thumbsup:

[BlueXJ]

That might be going back a wee bit far Mike

28 was really good for me:thumbsup:

That was about the age when I got the most breast feedings but had to take breaks for diaper changes.

[4.3LXJ]

:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:
That was about the age when I got the most breast feedings but had to take breaks for diaper changes.

[Jamie Lynn]

Oh gesh...lol..you boys are horrible.:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

[4.3LXJ]

Boys will be boys you know :D

[Jamie Lynn]

Yes, I know and thank god for that...lol. :cheerleader:

[4.3LXJ]

And then of course, girls will be girls too

[4x4Dalton]

Bring on the breast feeding and diaper changes.

http://images.clipartof.com/small/226105-Royalty-Free-RF-Clipart-Illustration-Of-A-Bald-Chubby-Man-Sitting-In-A-Diaper.jpg

[bluedragon436]

^^ Nice...

[Punisher]

I've looked for my keys like that b4.. stoned was my excused :cool:

[BlueXJ]

I've looked for my keys like that b4.. stoned was my excused :cool:

Probably multiple times , right Punisher?:rolleyes:

[4.3LXJ]

The really bad one is having the ignition key in your hand, but wondering where the vehicle is that is supposed to be on the end of it.:stars:

[Punisher]

Probably multiple times , right Punisher?:rolleyes:

I pleade the fith....