Jamie Lynn
11-07-2010, 12:00 AM
Ok, so this isn't necessarily a joke about blondes as it is more me telling on myself....So read and enjoy....
So earlier tonight, I realized that I needed something out of the console of my Jeep..which was locked by the way....So I go and meander out to it with my keys(crucial info right here) in the pocket of my sweat pants...
I go to open the door...and its locked...the first thought in my mind was shit I locked my keys in my Jeep..great..(so I reached into my pockets...and pull out my keys and unlock it)..still not thinking...I get what I had come out to my Jeep for and start to look for my keys...
After about 5 freaking minutes of me tearing apart the inside to find out if I dropped them or left them in the ignition switch...it dawns on me..."Umm...the Jeep was locked..so how in the hell did I get in?"....
I then realized that I must have had my keys on me...but now I can't remember what I did with them when I unlocked the Jeep :shocker:...And as I'm once again tearing apart the Jeep..my neighbor who had just gotten home form the bar asks me what I'm doing..I politely tell him..Looking for my keys..
He laughed and said.."umm..dear..they are in your left hand."...Jesus..did I ever feel like a dumba$$ at this point...I couldn't even find a way to play it off..so I just closed the door and locked it and went back inside...
At least I can be thankful that at this point..I no longer give it away that I'm a blonde..due to my dying my hair tonight...so..I chalk this one up to hair dye and fumes..and a small fraction of it being a blonde..:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:
So earlier tonight, I realized that I needed something out of the console of my Jeep..which was locked by the way....So I go and meander out to it with my keys(crucial info right here) in the pocket of my sweat pants...
I go to open the door...and its locked...the first thought in my mind was shit I locked my keys in my Jeep..great..(so I reached into my pockets...and pull out my keys and unlock it)..still not thinking...I get what I had come out to my Jeep for and start to look for my keys...
After about 5 freaking minutes of me tearing apart the inside to find out if I dropped them or left them in the ignition switch...it dawns on me..."Umm...the Jeep was locked..so how in the hell did I get in?"....
I then realized that I must have had my keys on me...but now I can't remember what I did with them when I unlocked the Jeep :shocker:...And as I'm once again tearing apart the Jeep..my neighbor who had just gotten home form the bar asks me what I'm doing..I politely tell him..Looking for my keys..
He laughed and said.."umm..dear..they are in your left hand."...Jesus..did I ever feel like a dumba$$ at this point...I couldn't even find a way to play it off..so I just closed the door and locked it and went back inside...
At least I can be thankful that at this point..I no longer give it away that I'm a blonde..due to my dying my hair tonight...so..I chalk this one up to hair dye and fumes..and a small fraction of it being a blonde..:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: