The minister

[bigjim350]

A minister was passing a group of young teens sitting on the Church lawn and stopped to ask what they were doing.

"Nothing much, Pastor," replied one boy. "We were just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about their sex life."

"Boys, boys, boys!" he scolded. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never even thought about sex."

In unison they all replied, "You win!"

[4.3LXJ]

Oh so true. :D

[Jamie Lynn]

:rotfl2::rotfl2::D:D reminds me of a couple pastors I know..lol

[bluedragon436]

Being as how my father is a pastor (never heard that type of lie before from him, anyways) I was around quite a few other pastors in the area, and boy did I hear some rondom stuff like that... That is pretty funny though!!

[Jamie Lynn]

Yeah, some of the ones I know are actually really good guys..then some of the other ones..are well..lets just say not exactly the best person to be in position they are in, if you catch my drift.