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BlueXJ
10-18-2010, 11:27 AM
This is an old one and I can't remember if I told it here before or not, so here it is. Forgive me if it is a repeat.



A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in evident agony.

The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize. She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.

"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.

But she persisted, and finally he allowed her to help him. She gently took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants, and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked him: "How does that feel?"

To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell."

4.3LXJ
10-18-2010, 11:35 AM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

bluedragon436
10-18-2010, 11:47 AM
Nice... figured something like that was going to happen!!!

4.3LXJ
10-18-2010, 11:50 AM
And I thought golfing was boring ...

XJ Rat
10-18-2010, 12:32 PM
Gentlemen
Only
Ladies
Forbidden

bluedragon436
10-18-2010, 01:23 PM
Not for that guy.... Just make sure you are the one in the group a hole ahead of the group of females playing!! LOL..

4x4Dalton
10-18-2010, 07:27 PM
My luck I would be in front of the ladies with a mean streak against men......:sad0147::smiley-laughing021:

bluedragon436
10-19-2010, 03:44 AM
Yeah that is very true... I think that would be my luck as well... then they would be aiming to hit you on purpose....

Punisher
10-19-2010, 06:19 AM
Hmmm?...
Maybe I should take up golfin to get some strokin... get it "stokin? anybody? Oh nevermind...:smiley-laughing021:

bluedragon436
10-19-2010, 12:59 PM
Sounds like a good recruiter slogan or something to try and get people to start taking lessons at a golf club.. LOL..

Jamie Lynn
10-22-2010, 02:09 PM
My luck I would be in front of the ladies with a mean streak against men......:sad0147::smiley-laughing021:

Guess its a good thing I don't play golf then?...lol.

bluedragon436
10-22-2010, 02:16 PM
Awww you can't hate us all!!!

Jamie Lynn
10-22-2010, 02:18 PM
Nah, I don't hate all men..but I do have a few choice ones that have made that list..lol.

bluedragon436
10-22-2010, 02:19 PM
I can understand having the listing... don't worry there are a few females that have made mine over the years... I know that some... tend to hate all after having issues with a few...

Jamie Lynn
10-22-2010, 02:24 PM
Not me...I don't judge you all from a fews past actions...

4.3LXJ
10-22-2010, 02:26 PM
Not me...I don't judge you all from a fews past actions...

How about a few past posts? :D

Jamie Lynn
10-22-2010, 02:29 PM
How about a few past posts? :D

Lol..nope..