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BlueXJ
10-15-2010, 10:10 AM
Joe and Wanda hadn't had sex in a very long time but they couldn't because their son Timmy was always there.

So one day they came up with a plan, they told Timmy to be a spy and go out on the balconey and tell them everything that was going on. So then it started:

"There is four taxis on the street"

"There is a fair in the park"

"Martin and Kayla Whiteman are having sex"

At that Joe and Wanda stopped instantly

"What? How do you know?" Stammered Wanda

"Because there son Tony is out on the balconey!"
4.3LXJ
10-15-2010, 11:30 AM
The ultimate birth control, kids.
bluedragon436
10-18-2010, 04:58 AM
That is awesome... but usually the truth as well!!
Jamie Lynn
10-22-2010, 02:01 PM
Wow...whatever happened to waiting till it was "nap time" ? lol.
4.3LXJ
10-22-2010, 02:33 PM
Wow...whatever happened to waiting till it was "nap time" ? lol.

How about a mile sedative for the little fella?
Jamie Lynn
10-22-2010, 03:17 PM
That would work too...lol..I like putting the movie on that they fall asleep to...lol..you know that "secret" movie...every kid has their favorite one..lol..I know so evil..but hey, it works!
Punisher
10-22-2010, 10:12 PM
I would have said " go outside and play in heavy traffic" lol.... j/k
4.3LXJ
10-22-2010, 11:15 PM
That is also when you find a birthday party for them to crash
bluedragon436
10-24-2010, 05:14 AM
That's just one more reason why this guy... doesn't want any kids right now... that and I want all my money for me... at least for now... LOL...
4.3LXJ
10-24-2010, 11:34 AM
Mine are all gone. Now we get to spend it all on ourselves, well mostly.