Old

[BlueXJ]

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Going bra-less pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police ..

'OLD' IS WHEN..
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take a laxative today.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot..

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

'OLD' IS WHEN....
You're not sure if these are facts or jokes.

[4x4Dalton]

I swear man its like you are livin next door to me :smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::D

[4.3LXJ]

You shouldn't be reminding me. :D

[4x4Dalton]

:D Could be worse I guess :shocker:

[Punisher]

:smiley-laughing021: man, you two :D

[BlueXJ]

You shouldn't be reminding me. :D

If I don't remind you, then you would never remember. It is part of the process of ageing. I can remember stuff 25 years ago but forget last Tuesday and your wife says you are the same.

[4.3LXJ]

Yeah, but the wife can't remember last Tuesday either. :D