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4.3LXJ
09-27-2010, 08:43 PM
Sven is passing by Ole's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Ole doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.

Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right suspender, followed by the left.

He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .

Grabbing both sides of his checked shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.

'What on earth are you doing Ole' says Sven

'Jeez Sven, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me' says an obviously embarrassed Ole, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor .(For those who don't get it????
(a tractor) (Attract her)

xj4life2
09-28-2010, 03:36 PM
Ok mabey its just me but , I tried the same thing and it didn't work and why is this in the joke section ???

4.3LXJ
09-28-2010, 05:59 PM
You are supposed to use a tractor, not a Jeep.

xj4life2
09-29-2010, 07:30 PM
oh ya dat der makes more sence

4.3LXJ
09-29-2010, 08:00 PM
oh ya dat der makes more sence

Spoken with good Southern English :D

BlueXJ
09-29-2010, 10:29 PM
I don't have a Massey Ferguson just a John Deere so I feel a bit awkward in front of John doing that..........................but Dr's orders are still orders.

Jamie Lynn
10-15-2010, 02:10 AM
I don't have a Massey Ferguson just a John Deere so I feel a bit awkward in front of John doing that..........................but Dr's orders are still orders.

I would have LOOOVEED to have seen that one..lol.:thumbsup:

BlueXJ
10-15-2010, 10:18 AM
I would have LOOOVEED to have seen that one..lol.:thumbsup:

Sweetheart if you were there I would not need any damned tractor.:headshake:

bluedragon436
10-18-2010, 05:01 AM
I have the Kabota... and it is in the middle of the farm... don't think my neighbors would appreciate it too much!!!

4.3LXJ
10-18-2010, 11:49 AM
I have a Kubota siting out too. My neighbors would probably like it.

Jamie Lynn
10-19-2010, 07:38 PM
Sweetheart if you were there I would not need any damned tractor.:headshake:

Lol...awww...:D:D