Mudderoy
09-22-2010, 03:48 PM
Zombie tip #42; Remember you don't kill a zombie, you DE-animate it!
Zombie tip #43; Remember that zombie might look like your Mother, but if she wants to eat your brain it probably isn't her!
Zombie tip #44; Kill as many zombies as you can before PETZ (Pinheads for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies) makes it politically incorrect to do so!
Zombie tip #45; Do not be concerned about Zombie profiling. The zombies won't complain, they just eat your brain!
Zombie tip #46; Men! Bacon will be scarce after the zombie apocalypse. No matter what do NOT attempt to use zombie flesh as a substitute!
Zombie tip #47; Wives! Keep a close eye on your husband. The normal silence, moans, or uh huhs when you are talking are the same sounds zombies make!
Zombie tip #48; After the zombie apocalypse it will be impossible to tell if Lady GaGa is a zombie or not. To be safe de-animate!
Zombie tip #49; When defending against an attacking hoard of zombies, stay calm, aim for the head. Things will get messy so remember to breath through your nose!!!
Zombie tip #50; Strange fact! Zombies taste like chicken!
Zombie tip #51; Zombie relationships never last, don't even start one! No matter what you think she just wants your BRAIN!
Zombie tip #43; Remember that zombie might look like your Mother, but if she wants to eat your brain it probably isn't her!
Zombie tip #44; Kill as many zombies as you can before PETZ (Pinheads for the Ethical Treatment of Zombies) makes it politically incorrect to do so!
Zombie tip #45; Do not be concerned about Zombie profiling. The zombies won't complain, they just eat your brain!
Zombie tip #46; Men! Bacon will be scarce after the zombie apocalypse. No matter what do NOT attempt to use zombie flesh as a substitute!
Zombie tip #47; Wives! Keep a close eye on your husband. The normal silence, moans, or uh huhs when you are talking are the same sounds zombies make!
Zombie tip #48; After the zombie apocalypse it will be impossible to tell if Lady GaGa is a zombie or not. To be safe de-animate!
Zombie tip #49; When defending against an attacking hoard of zombies, stay calm, aim for the head. Things will get messy so remember to breath through your nose!!!
Zombie tip #50; Strange fact! Zombies taste like chicken!
Zombie tip #51; Zombie relationships never last, don't even start one! No matter what you think she just wants your BRAIN!