United Way Donations

[BlueXJ]

The local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The volunteer in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute. "Our research shows that out of a yearly income of more than $600,000 you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, Did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?" Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um... No."

"Second, that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?" The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology but was cut off. "Third, that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "Leaving her penniless with three children?"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..." On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "...And I don't give any money to them, so why should I give any to you?!":shocker:

[4.3LXJ]

And do you know why they don't give viagra to lawyers?

It just makes them taller!:D

[4x4Dalton]

:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

[Jamie Lynn]

:rotfl2::rotfl2: Nothing like a lawyer...lol.. unique creatures.

[BlueXJ]

Unique and many are obnoxious.

[Jamie Lynn]

So very true on that one.....makes ya kinda want to smack them around a little..lol..

[4.3LXJ]

My former best friend is a lawyer. I did smack him around a little :D

He had had two foreign wives who were bad news. When he got rid of #2 he told me that if he was ever going to marry another foreign woman, I was to kick him real hard between the legs. A few years later he was going to marry another woman from Thailand. I asked him if he remembered what I was supposed to do. He said he was hoping I wouldn't remember ...

[BlueXJ]

Did you do as he had previously requested? I would have.

[4.3LXJ]

No, but I reminded him of this in a locker room while we were changing. It was fun to watch him sweat a little

[Punisher]

My former best friend is a lawyer. I did smack him around a little :D

He had had two foreign wives who were bad news. When he got rid of #2 he told me that if he was ever going to marry another foreign woman, I was to kick him real hard between the legs. A few years later he was going to marry another woman from Thailand. I asked him if he remembered what I was supposed to do. He said he was hoping I wouldn't remember ...

I would have just kicked him with no reminder...:thumbsup: (He told you too)

[Jamie Lynn]

LOL....I would have done it too.

[4.3LXJ]

He told me he wanted me to do it hard enough they would end up in his mouth. I did not have the heart right before the honey moon. But it was fun watching him sweat :D

[BlueXJ]

He told me he wanted me to do it hard enough they would end up in his mouth. I did not have the heart right before the honey moon. But it was fun watching him sweat :D


Well did wife #3 work out any better or was she just seeking citizenship?

[4.3LXJ]

#3 did work out better. They are both living in her native country, Thailand. I think he got a good one this time.

[Jamie Lynn]

Well at least he is happy, right?

[4.3LXJ]

Yes, finally

[Jamie Lynn]

That is good..at least he finally found happiness.