Double Negative

[BlueXJ]

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative."

A voice from the back of the room retorted, "Yeah, right."

[Jamie Lynn]

I chuckled but it wasn't as great as your other ones sweets.

[BlueXJ]

I chuckled but it wasn't as great as your other ones sweets.
Already posted the best of my halfway clean jokes before you joined the site. But for you I will try a little harder.