BlueXJ
06-25-2010, 12:02 PM
A man just buys a new cadillac,as he's leaving the dealership, he's feeling real proud. He thinks to himself,"my first cadillac".then he thinks,"i've never had a cadillac or a martini,i think i'll celebrate and stop and have a martini".so he stops at a bar and asks the waitress for a martini.he tells her,"i just bought a cadillac and i'm going to celebrate and have a martini". The waitress brings him his drink,he reaches in his pocket and pulls out his money to pay,a couple of golf tees fall on the bar that were in his pocket.the waitress asks,"what are those"? He said,"tees,they hold your balls when you drive". The waitress says,"damn,those cadillacs do everything for you"!!!!