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05-22-2010, 07:59 PM
A very gentle Texas lady was driving across a high bridge in Texas one day.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo ."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''
She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb *** Yankee.
As she neared the top of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin' (means 'getting ready to' in Texas ) to jump.
She stopped her car, rolled down the window and said, "Please don't jump, think of your dear mother and father."
He replied, "Mom and Dad are both dead; I'm going to jump." She said, "Well, think of your wife and children." He replied, "I'm not married and I don't have any kids."
She said, "Well, Remember the Alamo ."
He replied, ''What's the Alamo ?''
She replied, ''Well, bless your heart, just go ahead and jump, you dumb *** Yankee.