3 word story - the never ending story

[alwaysxj]

so i have been doing this on another forum and it is really fun.
how it works is you can have three words to keep the story going.

i will start.

there was once

[cantab27]

a stock xj

[alwaysxj]

with bald tires.

[cantab27]

it was green

[rguignard]

and down under

[cantab27]

it got traded

[rguignard]

but not faded

[cantab27]

so they got

[alwaysxj]

a girls bike

[cantab27]

then found out

[alwaysxj]

it was not

[cantab27]

a 4wd bike

[rguignard]

shes a mike

[alwaysxj]

with long hair.

[cantab27]

and cross eyed

[alwaysxj]

with one eyebrow.

[cantab27]

packed its bags

[alwaysxj]

and headed too

[cantab27]

Timbuktu just north

[BlueXJ]

of his current

[alwaysxj]

little girls bike

[alwaysxj]

in the mud

[cantab27]

brought a locker

[alwaysxj]

but it did

[cantab27]

not help much

[alwaysxj]

because the mud

[alwaysxj]

turned into rock

[LostSoul]

AS it did....

[BlueXJ]

the frame crumbled

[alwaysxj]

into a unibody

[Rysam]

and with this

[LostSoul]

Great power comes

[cantab27]

to those who

[Rysam]

want to rock

[alwaysxj]

to bow down

[alwaysxj]

to rock gods

[Rysam]

high on the

[alwaysxj]

utah slick rock

[cantab27]

suddenly something went

[alwaysxj]

bang and i

[cantab27]

knew it was

[alwaysxj]

a big fart

[cantab27]

with lumps in

[Rysam]

it, what a

[alwaysxj]

bad smell it

[cantab27]

it soon went

[XJ4IV]

In my vents

[cantab27]

it smelt nice

[prcjeep]

to know that

[cantab27]

it was going

[alwaysxj]

on the mpg

[Rysam]

with a tailwind

[BlueXJ]

going only downhill

[cantab27]

with windows up

[alwaysxj]

music blasting in

[cantab27]

to the tune

[Rysam]

Stairway to heaven

[alwaysxj]

then i relized.

[alwaysxj]

all my hair.

[cantab27]

was really soft

[Rysam]

I felt like

[alwaysxj]

grease long hair.

[cantab27]

so i shaved

[BlueXJ]

my dog's butt

[alwaysxj]

and glued it

[cantab27]

to the cat

[Rysam]

here kitty kitty

[alwaysxj]

it will only

[cantab27]

chase itself now

[alwaysxj]

to the street

[BlueXJ]

up a tree:mad0090:

[cantab27]

to be rescued

[alwaysxj]

by black bears

[BlueXJ]

if covered in

[drakan1908]

honey and sugar

[BlueXJ]

or cat litter

[alwaysxj]

soaking up oil

[BlueXJ]

and keeping ants

[alwaysxj]

in a line :driving:

[BlueXJ]

marching across his

[alwaysxj]

chest in to

[drakan1908]

his bellybutton and

[BlueXJ]

down his leg

[drakan1908]

into his sock

[cantab27]

Left one first

[alwaysxj]

than back up

[cantab27]

the right one

[drakan1908]

till it stopped

[alwaysxj]

looked around and

[BlueXJ]

realized that he

[alwaysxj]

was no longer

[cantab27]

alone anymore ,there

[ortan99]

as there was


Very nice interesting story.I want to see where it ends.

[drakan1908]

two big fat

[alwaysxj]

mud covered tires

[BlueXJ]

in sticky mud

[alwaysxj]

in moab Utah....

[drakan1908]

where the local

[Audio222]

police kept stopping

[cantab27]

looking for donuts

[alwaysxj]

but could only

[reddragon72]

find a colache

[alwaysxj]

of mall crawlers

[drakan1908]

and Barbie Jeeps

[Audio222]

painted in pink

[alwaysxj]

with flower stickers

[drakan1908]

and Ken riding

[cantab27]

shotgun with barbie

[alwaysxj]

eye on another

[ol"blue]

doll in her

[drakan1908]

short black dress

[alwaysxj]

and nice perk

[Audio222]

I mean pair

[alwaysxj]

of NBA basketballs

[drakan1908]

that needed air

[alwaysxj]

to stay perk

[jfxj67]

that caught Ken's

[drakan1908]

shirt and ripped

[alwaysxj]

a button off

[dogdog130]

your not single

[alwaysxj]

anymore because you

[cantab27]

love your jeep

[Jamie Lynn]

in the dark

[cantab27]

on storming nights

[Jamie Lynn]

with windows down

[dogdog130]

oh wrong hole

[alwaysxj]

^^^^ skip read the first post on how to do a 3 word story...
and the rain

[4x4Dalton]

Got us wet

[alwaysxj]

because the damn

[cantab27]

sunroof leaked like

[alwaysxj]

me after beer..

[cantab27]

and bad prawns

[drakan1908]

that keep coming

[Jamie Lynn]

Like the rain.

[alwaysxj]

keeps falling into

[drakan1908]

the open window

[Jamie Lynn]

after the smell

[drakan1908]

of moldy carpet

[Jamie Lynn]

and stale beer

[alwaysxj]

is disguised by

[cantab27]

the cow shit

[alwaysxj]

in the back

[cantab27]

under the compost

[drakan1908]

pile that the

[cantab27]

previous owner had

[drakan1908]

left to be

[alwaysxj]

eaten by my

[drakan1908]

one eyed goat

[Jamie Lynn]

who drank beer

[4x4Dalton]

while wearing a

[cantab27]

nice business suit

[alwaysxj]

while going wheeling

[Jamie Lynn]

with his girlfriend

[cantab27]

and her friend

[drakan1908]

on a motorcycle

[cantab27]

a big motorcycle

[drakan1908]

with one wheel

[cantab27]

and 3" lift

[Jamie Lynn]

with loud exhaust

[cantab27]

and neon lights

[alwaysxj]

and disco balls

[cantab27]

plus 27 goldfish ...

[ol"blue]

hanging from the

[drakan1908]

ceiling by some

[Jamie Lynn]

silky red panties

[drakan1908]

the stripper wore

[Jamie Lynn]

before she revealed

[drakan1908]

her long hair

[4x4Dalton]

on her lil

[alwaysxj]

toe, oh man

[drakan1908]

you should've seen

[Jamie Lynn]

that thing move

[drakan1908]

up and down

[Jamie Lynn]

round and round

[msmoorenburg]

side to side

[pingpong]

living the dream

[drakan1908]

that we all

[4x4Dalton]

wish we could

[drakan1908]

have a small

[4x4Dalton]

say in how

[Jamie Lynn]

only to find

[4x4Dalton]

a rock wall

[msmoorenburg]

in your way

[Jamie Lynn]

that you can't

[alwaysxj]

crawl slow because

[4x4Dalton]

fast is better

[alwaysxj]

but not all

[Jamie Lynn]

the safe way

[alwaysxj]

be dangerous while

[BlueXJ]

you maneuver around

[alwaysxj]

giant chocolate balls

[4x4Dalton]

starting to melt

[alwaysxj]

from the heat

[BlueXJ]

of the sun

[cantab27]

in the middle

[Jamie Lynn]

of the desert

[cantab27]

by the stature

[alwaysxj]

of muddy jeeps

[cantab27]

and stuck hummers

[alwaysxj]

on bling 24's

[cantab27]

bright red ones

[alwaysxj]

that spine when

[cantab27]

they see mud

[alwaysxj]

and shout oh

[alwaysxj]

no not mud....

[cantab27]

please no mud

[Jamie Lynn]

anything but mud

[alwaysxj]

my shine, my

[Punisher]

butt will get

[alwaysxj]

all poopy and

[cantab27]

smell like mud

[alwaysxj]

in leather seats

[Punisher]

and my shifter...

[cantab27]

that is made

[XJ4IV]

of carbon fiber

[Punisher]

and some slippery

[4x4Dalton]

stuff that is

[cantab27]

bloody mud again

[alwaysxj]

from the hole

[cantab27]

in the floor

[Punisher]

for my foot

[alwaysxj]

to stop fast

[cantab27]

Flintstones styles , yeah

[Punisher]

baby yeah... But

[cantab27]

toe-jam caused lockup

[Punisher]

So I had....

[cantab27]

to use my ........

[alwaysxj]

clogs to stick

[Punisher]

in between my..

[Jamie Lynn]

two special little

[alwaysxj]

ta-tas save the

[Punisher]

hooker from doing

[Jamie Lynn]

lots of naughty

[Punisher]

things to my

[alwaysxj]

weird shaped little

[cantab27]

spot light because

[Jamie Lynn]

it was on...........

[Punisher]

allllllll niiiiiiggggghhhhht loooooonnnnngggggg

[alwaysxj]

but a quick

[JENSSEN]

prick on the

[Punisher]

pole started to..

[Jamie Lynn]

get such a

[JENSSEN]

textured finish that

[Punisher]

it all got....

[4x4Dalton]

really funky. then

[Punisher]

a little midget

[4x4Dalton]

was looking at

[JENSSEN]

Mongoloid hookers and

[alwaysxj]

his little pole

[Punisher]

shoved up his