3 word story - the never ending story

[cantab27]

place where the

[Punisher]

clown was picking

[cantab27]

on midgets again

[XJRunner]

because they were

[cantab27]

very tall ones

[XJRunner]

that didnt fit

[cantab27]

under the 33s

[XJRunner]

of my jeep

[cantab27]

this made them

[XJRunner]

cry miniature tears

[cantab27]

multi coloured ones

[Punisher]

Like a gay....

[cantab27]

hummer driver that

[Jamie Lynn]

wears nothing but

[cantab27]

a smile and

[bluedragon436]

a pink speedo

[Punisher]

up the crack

[bluedragon436]

of his big

[JENSSEN]

hot dog bun

[Jamie Lynn]

which was quiet

[alwaysxj]

fun to watch

[4x4Dalton]

as he tried

[bluedragon436]

to smack his

[Jamie Lynn]

quite large but

[alwaysxj]

not quite big

[JENSSEN]

donut that really

[Punisher]

looks likes a

[alwaysxj]

pillow under your

[alwaysxj]

rc crawlers tire

[alwaysxj]

on a full

[alwaysxj]

bottle of beer...

[bluedragon436]

in Jim's fridge..

[alwaysxj]

next to the

[alwaysxj]

cold apple pie

[Jamie Lynn]

which had been

[jccatt]

given to Jim

[hookedonxjs]

after the president

[jccatt]

had used for

[alwaysxj]

our health care

[Jamie Lynn]

which did not

[jccatt]

even look like

[cantab27]

a green jeep.............

[alwaysxj]

stuck in water

[jccatt]

for one minute

[BlueXJ]

or even less

[jccatt]

with the water

[Jamie Lynn]

that had become

[cantab27]

in the dorkel

[jccatt]

and choked the

[BlueXJ]

chicken for awhile

[jccatt]

with his large

[LizardRunner]

girl named Marge

[alwaysxj]

in a bar

[jccatt]

full of mean

[cantab27]

green kiwi jeepers

[jccatt]

drinking cold stubbies

[cantab27]

of stein-lager and

[jccatt]

shots of rum

[cantab27]

dark and stormys.......(shit i miss that stuff)

[jccatt]

made Marge smile

[4x4Dalton]

until the midgets :D

[jccatt]

wearing green shirts

[alwaysxj]

standing next to

[4x4Dalton]

A really big

[jccatt]

redneck eating chilli

[4x4Dalton]

in his jeep

[LizardRunner]

raised

[LizardRunner]

raised a cheek

[jccatt]

and let off

[4x4Dalton]

a lil gas

[jccatt]

that burnt and

[Jamie Lynn]

smelled alot like

[alwaysxj]

cream filled donuts

[jccatt]

then along came

[bluedragon436]

a Gypsy caravan

[jccatt]

pulled by six

[alwaysxj]

broken green jeeps

[jccatt]

still working strong

[msmoorenburg]

fooled by owners

[LizardRunner]

who happened to

[alwaysxj]

drive a blue

[prerunner1982]

Anyone taken the time to put this into one paragraph? I did this on another forum and it made little sense and had no punctuation..

[alwaysxj]

Anyone taken the time to put this into one paragraph? I did this on another forum and it made little sense and had no punctuation..
Three words John

:D

[LizardRunner]

lifted and locked

[prerunner1982]

Here's 3 words for you... how about everyone's 3 words from the first 10 pages. Enjoy.. :out:


There was once a stock XJ with bald tires. It was green and down under it got traded but not faded so they got a girls bike then found out it was not a 4wd bike shes a mike with long hair. And cross eyed with one eybrow. Packed its bags and headed too Timbuktu just north of his current little girls bike in the mud brought a locker but it did not help much because the mud turned into rock as it did the frame crumbled into a unibody and with this great power comes to those who want to rock to bow down to rock gods high on the Utah slick rock suddenly something went bang and I knew it was a big fart with lumps in it, what a bad smell it it soon went in my vents it smelt nice to know that it was going on the mpg with a tailwind going only downhill with windows up music blasting in to the tune Stairway to heaven then I relized all my hair was really soft I felt like grease long hair. So I shaved my dog’s butt and glued it to the cat here kitty kitty it will only chase itself now to the street up a tree to be rescued by black bears if covered in honey and sugar or cat litter soaking up oil and keeping ants in a line marching across his chest in to his belly button and down his leg into his sock left one first than back up to the right one till it stopped looked around and realized that he was no longer alone anymore, there as there was two big fat mud covered tires in sticky mud in moab Utah where the local police kept stopping looking for donuts but could only find a colache of mall crawlers and Barbie jeeps painted in pink with flower stickers and Ken riding shotgun with Barbie eye on another doll in her short black dress and nice perk I mean pair of NBA basketballs that needed air to stay perk that caught Ken’s shirt and ripped a button off your not single anymore because you love your jeep in the dark on storming nights with windows down oh wrong hole and the rain gut us wet because the damn sunroof leak like me after beer and bad prawns that keep coming like the rain. Keeps falling into the open window after the smell of moldy carpet and stale beer is disguised by the cow **** in the back under the compost pile that the previous owner had left to be eaten by my one eyed goat who drank beer while wearing ….

[cantab27]

that makes sense

[prerunner1982]

that makes sense

yeah I thought so too... :crazy:

[jccatt]

Reads good to me too

[jccatt]

polished and primed

[AusXJ]

unicorn in soxs

[jccatt]

not wearing jocks

[AusXJ]

hard as rock:rolleye0012:

[jccatt]

and pointing north

[AusXJ]

impressed it dwarfs

[jccatt]

all the others

[LizardRunner]

little bitty fords

[jccatt]

got ramped by

[AusXJ]

8" Lifted Prius

[alwaysxj]

with 20" rimes

[cantab27]

with overhead spot-ties

[BlueXJ]

driven by grandma

[jccatt]

only on Sundays

[ol"blue]

headed to the

[xj4life2]

San Diego Zoo

[LizardRunner]

where they hoped

[BlueXJ]

to get in

[xj4life2]

To feed the

[BlueXJ]

ugly humongous hippos

[xj4life2]

cranberry muffin wrappers

[BlueXJ]

Egyptian cotton candy

[xj4life2]

and chocolate milk

[jccatt]

for desert there

[BlueXJ]

is nothing better

[jccatt]

than a big

[xj4life2]

pulsating pile of

[BlueXJ]

chocolate and milk

[jccatt]

ready for the

[Jamie Lynn]

Mind blowing trip

[jccatt]

from australia to

[BlueXJ]

the jungles of

[jccatt]

Papua New Guinea

[Jamie Lynn]

Which looked like

[jccatt]

a bush man's

[Jamie Lynn]

small yet wide

[jccatt]

crop of bushy

[pvt.tadpolxj]

Who know's what!:driving:

[jccatt]

Would have happened

[prerunner1982]

to Tony if

[jccatt]

if the space

[LizardRunner]

time or place

[jccatt]

is right for

[xj4life2]

walking up the

[jccatt]

steep hill to

[pvt.tadpolxj]

Slide back down....:patriot:

[jccatt]

to the jeep

[pvt.tadpolxj]

JEEP...JEEP...JEEP...:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021:

[jccatt]

a green Jeep

[prcjeep]

, notta bloody red

[Dirt Dogg Rydas]

Spatula with grease:confused:

[jccatt]

to shove up

[prcjeep]

the bottom of

[Dirt Dogg Rydas]

That rancid old

[jccatt]

big dead possum

[pvt.tadpolxj]

Soon too Blossom....:smiley-laughing021:.........:greensmilies-017:

[jccatt]

from a smelly

[pvt.tadpolxj]

Gooo-Kart-Belly....:sniper:

[jccatt]

fart from deep

[Brasscatz]

within the beast... :shrug:

[jccatt]

from down south

[alwaysxj]

the rocking south

[jccatt]

where rednecks thrive

[Brasscatz]

As we should!!!

[jccatt]

cause the south

[JENSSEN]

Fell again because

[jccatt]

a big aussie

[alwaysxj]

with a barbie

[jccatt]

blonde chicky babe

[chromelure]

in his trunk...

[Brasscatz]

with a funk...

[duckcreek]

Rollin a green

[NW99XJ]

Stick, came to

[Brasscatz]

a vegemite store

[cantab27]

who said vegemite

[NW99XJ]

is the best

[LizardRunner]

on a crust

[4x4Dalton]

Of a really


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[xj4life2]

smelly cow pattie

[thesupercroc]

AHHHHHHHH the MONKEYS!!!!!

[xj4life2]

in ninja suits

[4x4Dalton]

Made of pink


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[thesupercroc]

rubber camel skins

[4x4Dalton]

Dipped in beer


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[Brasscatz]

in your ear

[4x4Dalton]

Wrapped in bacon


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[Brasscatz]

flavored pudding snacks

[XJ Wheeler]

Sitting on the

[bluedragon436]

top of the

[prcjeep]

mighty twin peaks

[bluedragon436]

overlooking the sea

[4x4Dalton]

Filled with dirty


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[cantab27]

old smelly midgets

[olds-cool]

that reeked of

[cantab27]

bigjim350 and roses

[4x4Dalton]

Oh wow look


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[XJ Wheeler]

Its a Kiwi

[cantab27]

we arnt worthing

[cpttuna]

With buck teeth

[Brasscatz]

and Jello houses

[thesupercroc]

that were under

[4x4Dalton]

Some tater salad


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[thesupercroc]

When suddely the

[Brasscatz]

lower mount broke ;)

[olds-cool]

and I let

[4x4Dalton]

My girl screamed


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[thesupercroc]

who let the

[4x4Dalton]

Dogs out Papi


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[thesupercroc]

while dancing on

[XJ Wheeler]

A dogs tail

[prcjeep]

that couldn't wag

[4x4Dalton]

Even if it


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[thesupercroc]

Was in a

[XJ Wheeler]

Treacherous soup can

[Rayburne]

With rocket engines

[XJ Wheeler]

And a wing

[4x4Dalton]

In high heels


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[Rayburne]

And a whip

[xj4life2]

with fishnet stockings

[Rayburne]

Now that's strange

[Brasscatz]

Said the platypus

[LizardRunner]

checking his spurs

[4x4Dalton]

And licking his


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[xj4life2]

horses left ear

[thesupercroc]

Then a giant

[xj4life2]

three legged grasshopper

[thesupercroc]

Made a great

[4x4Dalton]

Big ole messy


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[Dredwolf]

grilled steak burrito

[4x4Dalton]

Bigger then a


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[Dredwolf]

Large walrus head

[xj4life2]

with more than

[4x4Dalton]

a spray of


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[thesupercroc]

green slimy fish

[Brasscatz]

That smelled like

[XJ Wheeler]

A bears feet

[4x4Dalton]

Stop smelling my


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[4x4Dalton]

Feet he said


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[XJ Wheeler]

While standing on

[xj4life2]

large dung pile

[cpttuna]

while eating doritos

[prerunner1982]

Someone needs to put the story together (since the last time I did it) and see how much sense it doesn't make, besides the fact there is no punctuation. :rolleyes:

[xj4life2]

from his hat

[4x4Dalton]

In a hurricane


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[XJ Wheeler]

Of epic proportions

[thesupercroc]

or so they

[LizardRunner]

thought to say