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4.3LXJ
05-02-2010, 11:22 AM
When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He
slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the nation
I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted
to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I
allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It
was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
Independence."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and
66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist,
leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and
said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for
you in Heaven. What did you think I said"....."You really need to listen when
someone is trying to tell you something!"

finneys98xj
05-02-2010, 06:54 PM
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is why I think Presidents should only come from VA!

BlueXJ
05-03-2010, 07:09 AM
:smiley-laughing021:I love Va.:smiley-laughing021:

XJ Rat
11-24-2010, 07:58 AM
6 months later and this is still a good joke.

You can tell it is a joke though, muslims do not believe in god.

BlueXJ
11-24-2010, 11:58 AM
6 months later and this is still a good joke.

You can tell it is a joke though, muslims do not believe in god.

same GOD just a different name. They call him Allah as many other religions have had various names over the years and faiths. Allah is not evil but the faith has distorted the teachings to make him seem so by our standards.

XJ Rat
11-24-2010, 12:09 PM
same GOD just a different name. They call him Allah as many other religions have had various names over the years and faiths. Allah is not evil but the faith has distorted the teachings to make him seem so by our standards.

Great religion if your a male muslim. Otherwise look out. I learned enough about this religion at UH to know I am glad I am not part of it.

BlueXJ
11-26-2010, 12:48 AM
UH is not a school known for their religious tolerance.

But do you know why they don't have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in Afghanistan? Too rough on the camels!!


Know why the Muslem women are forced to walk 5 steps behind their husbands? Landmines are timed.

Jamie Lynn
11-26-2010, 10:48 AM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021: i love it!

Punisher
11-26-2010, 01:44 PM
:smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::smiley-laughing021::patriot: