BlueXJ
03-31-2010, 11:23 PM
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.:shocker:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.:boohoo:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.:)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.:smiley-laughing021:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.:headshake:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.:headshake:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with that hottie without spitting.:mad:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.:headshake:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.:eek:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.:mad0090:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.:rolleyes:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.:rotfl2:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.:shocker:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.:boohoo:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.:)
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.:smiley-laughing021:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.:headshake:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.:headshake:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with that hottie without spitting.:mad:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.:headshake:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.:eek:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.:mad0090:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.:rolleyes:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.:rotfl2:
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.:shocker: