Warning Labels

[BlueXJ]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra.:shocker:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.:boohoo:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.:)

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.:smiley-laughing021:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.:headshake:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.:headshake:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with that hottie without spitting.:mad:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.:headshake:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary.:eek:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.:mad0090:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.:rolleyes:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.:rotfl2:

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.:shocker:

[4.3LXJ]

All to true.

[oderdene]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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[BlueXJ]

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your *** kicked.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back.

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Ahhhhhh the voice of true experience.

[4.3LXJ]

Yup, we all found out the hard way.

[BlueXJ]

Still trying to learn, but it is hopeless in my case.

[4.3LXJ]

Perhaps I have some swamp land you would like to buy.

[BlueXJ]

No Thanks, I just purchased 200 acres of ocean front property in Kansas.

[4.3LXJ]

Good view of the breakers I take it?

[BlueXJ]

That's what I was told on the interweb.

[4.3LXJ]

Pictures and everything, right?

[BlueXJ]

Sure I wouldn't buy it w/o pics at least.

[4.3LXJ]

Oh, good. that is reassuring

[BlueXJ]

How far are you from the shore? Maybe you could go by and check on my new land. It is just south of Salinas, Ks.